she looked like the before picture.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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