we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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