he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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