She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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