Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
