Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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