Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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