my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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