i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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