Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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