There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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