awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
only if we run a train.
done.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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