I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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