I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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