She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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