do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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