I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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