It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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