That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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