Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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