I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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