Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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