You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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