omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
