people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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