OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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