How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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