did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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