my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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