Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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