I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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