I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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