hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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