Are we in a gay sports bar?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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