On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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