Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Just pee around me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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