She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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