i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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