Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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