Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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