I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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