I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
