this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It's just like the Real World with babies
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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