You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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