I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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