I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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