If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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