He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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