oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just found puke in my bra..
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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