id be glad to
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I know her cup size but not her name....
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