fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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